http://schreibkrampf.wordpress.com/2008/06/07/with-a-litte-help-from-the-uefa/ Wed, 25 Nov 2009 09:28:46 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 http://schreibkrampf.wordpress.com/2008/06/07/with-a-litte-help-from-the-uefa/#comment-63 andbehold Sat, 07 Jun 2008 11:31:08 +0000 http://schreibkrampf.wordpress.com/?p=65#comment-63 The solution is easy. The Guevara family should become exclusive UEFA sponsor (you're in from a few million upwards). The rest will pretty much take care of itself: people's bootleg Che-T-shirts will be ripped off their bums, good-for-nothings will be banned from listening to Rage Against The Machine, litigations with the Castro family will ruin Cuba completely and save the revolution from selling out to hotel chains and cigar importers. And on the upside, the Guevara family will have exclusive rights to marketing their dad's mug any way they deem appropriate. Kalshnikov's limited CHE edition, Boots' soothing footrub cream for professional revolutionaries trapped in the mountains, and the retro-styled re-issue of Che's original asthma pump! The revolutionarily correct way of keeping old Ernesto's heritage alive, innit? The solution is easy. The Guevara family should become exclusive UEFA sponsor (you’re in from a few million upwards). The rest will pretty much take care of itself: people’s bootleg Che-T-shirts will be ripped off their bums, good-for-nothings will be banned from listening to Rage Against The Machine, litigations with the Castro family will ruin Cuba completely and save the revolution from selling out to hotel chains and cigar importers.
And on the upside, the Guevara family will have exclusive rights to marketing their dad’s mug any way they deem appropriate. Kalshnikov’s limited CHE edition, Boots’ soothing footrub cream for professional revolutionaries trapped in the mountains, and the retro-styled re-issue of Che’s original asthma pump! The revolutionarily correct way of keeping old Ernesto’s heritage alive, innit?

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