This shit is preposterous beyond all conceivable believe. I knew “Fucks News” was bad before I saw these two vids, but this makes me wanna rant even more than on the Scientology-eats-outta-Tom-Cruise’s-ass-and-vice-versa post.

I’m strongly opposed to physical violence and its kinfolk, but if I had been in Phil’s shoes in that situation up there, I’da snapped like a twig in a thunderstorm. Jumped outta my seat and went straight for that muthafucka’s neck. That bitch-ass cunt. And then up to Rupert’s office to feed him his own balls. And then off to the fucking White House (“white” being the color of innocence, mind you) to shove the Oval-Office flag pole up Bushies hairy eunuch ass. That goddam motherfuckin cocksuckin dope fiend wiggled his ass out of fighting in Vietnam and now he’s pulling the exact same mistake-shit in Iraq 40 years later. Well, Dick “what’s in a name” Cheney probably is pulling the strings, but still.

(I know you guys moderate the comments. Rightly so. In this case, anyway. I don’t wanna get you in WordPress trouble by spewing my guts all over your blog. But I had to get this shit outta my system.)